Vampires and Jello importiant tips to save your life, also tips on pop rocks, VAMPIRE HUNTING TIPS Vampire hunting, handy dandy tips that can save your life MAKE SURE WHAT YOU ARE HUNTING IS A VAMPIRE NOT JUST THE LOCAL NEIGHBORHOOD WATCH GUY ..........

Antique vampire hunters cross nine inches by 4 1/2 inches

http://www.etsy.com/listing/54855843/huge-antique-vampire-hunters-cross-made

heavy and an antique......made of iron- which vampires hate and can be stabbed into a vampires whatever to stop them from ripping your neck out with their teeth.....

does not smell like garlic it smells like iron, old iron,

so for all your vampire needs........






Caitlin's Handy Steps for killing a vampire

Caitlin's Handy Steps for killing a vampire

1 First, Find a vampire. Look for a hole in a graveyard or somewhere spooky late at night.... sometimes holes are above a grave. But then again sometimes vampires have to dig a hole to take a nap in. Do not get confused by mole hills or badger holes, they look like a vampires hole, but they are not.






2 TRACKING Traditionally people have used salt, but I think it is better to scatter flour or pop rocks on the floor in a POTENTIAL vampire's latest victim's room. Helps in tracking the vampire, who lead you right to his or her tomb and this also helps IDENTIFY the right vampire, as his/her toes will smell like pop rocks.






*****so if you think you may be a potential victim of a vampire cover your floors with plenty of pop rocks so that your friends and family can avenge your death by tracking the vampire to his/her lair......






3 Use garlic, hawthorn branches, iron cross or jello to trap your vampire in a corner.






4 PROTECTION Protect yourself from revenge by making a cross of holy water or an ANTIQUE IRON NINE INCH NAIL CROSS stuck on with bubblegum on your front door.






5 TIMING Dig the vampire up on a Friday. According to the early Greeks, that's when a vampire is weakest. Take advantage of the day/night when vampires usually DONT come out and par-tay.






5 TOOLS Pound nine inch nail iron stakes through his coffin and straight into the ground if you catch him at rest. but they do sleep with their eyes open so ya gotta be quick....






6 DISPOSAL Bury his body under running water - vampires can't stand it, or in a vat of jello, they REALLY don't like that.






7 JUST BECAUSE Fire a silver bullet blessed by a priest or the pope into the air.






8 GOAL Drive a ANTIQUE NINE INCH NAIL IRON STAKE stake through his heart with a single blow if you want to make a lasting impression.






9 SECURING THE BODY Pour boiling water, boiling oil or holy water into his grave. Or just pee into the grave, throw in a few packets of jello and presto and instant vat of jello, which as you know, vampires hate, cause jello is kind of scary, especially when you float carrots in it......






10 CLOSURE Cremate the body, use lots of illegal fireworks, construction explosives and vodka to do this........






OTHER NOTES>>>>>>


Remember that a vampire in a coffin always appears to be dead already. Examine the body closely and you'll see that the vampire is only breathing slightly, or perhaps not breathing at all.. just assume he/she is alive, because many aspiring vampire hunters have gotten into trouble BY poking a vampire to see if they are alive..... which really just wakes them up and piss*s them off..... I hate it when people poke me to see if I am dead, and so this is something we have in common with vampires.....






Emotionally prepare yourself plenty of loud screaming and wailing, especially if there is jello and an antique NINE INCH NAIL CROSS. Wear old clothes or a raincoat(but not a creepy I'm a flasher raincoat, that's just bad taste), because there's usually lots of spewing spurting blood.


Vampires sleep with their eyes open, so you'd better be quick. Keep your hands and feet away from the vampire's mouth.






VERY IMPORTIANT.....MAKES SURE WHAT YOU ARE HUNTING IS A VAMPIRE NOT JUST THE LOCAL NEIGHBORHOOD WATCH GUY


Vampires kind don't cast shadows, nor do they have reflections. Plus, they can sometimes change into bats or foggy mist instantaneously. And will scream like a little girl when around jello. You may notice a physical change in yourself. all your hair on the back of your neck, your arms and two weeks overdue unshaven LEG HAIRS will stand up on-end when a true vampire is near....










please note that aversion and screaming when confronted with jello is not THE ONLY sign of a vampire, plenty of regular people scream at the sight of jello.........






please REMEMBER these are just handy dandy tips and please use discretion while hunting vampires.





smooches .... caitie the cowgirl & sassy vampire hunter know-it-all........

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womens liberation history and belt buckle...............

womens liberation belt buckle

Free Speech

womens liberation

votes for women

Women's suffrage or woman suffrage[1] is the right of women to vote and to run for office. The expression is also used for the economic and political reform movement aimed at extending these rights to women[2] and without any restrictions or qualifications such as property ownership, payment of tax, or marital status. The movement's modern origins are attributed to 18th century France. In 1906, Finland was the first nation in the world to give full suffrage (the right to vote and to run for office) to all citizens, including women. New Zealand was the first country in the world to grant all citizens the right to vote, in 1893, but women did not get the right to run for the New Zealand legislature until 1919.
Women's suffrage has been granted at various times in various countries throughout the world, and in many countries it was granted before universal suffrage. Women’s suffrage is explicitly stated as a right under the Convention on the Elimination of All Forms of Discrimination Against Women, adopted by
The modern movement for women's suffrage originated in France in the 1780s and 1790s, where Antoine Condorcet and Olympe de Gouges advocated women's suffrage in national elections. In medieval France and several other European countries, voting for city and town assemblies and meetings was open to the heads of households. In Sweden, during the age of liberty between 1718 and 1771, women were permitted to vote if they were tax paying guild-members. Women were entitled to vote in the Corsican Republic in 1755 whose Constitution stipulated a national representative assembly elected by all inhabitants over the age of 25, both women (if unmarried or widowed) and men.[citation needed] Women's suffrage was ended when France annexed the island in 1769.
United Nations

bergamont brass

american equality

AMERICAN EQUALITY WOMENS LIBERATION BELT BUCKLE
Bergamot Brass Works belt buckle MARKED
Very rare and perfect and never used, never circulated --- amazing and MARKED on back look at the details just fabulous-
circa 1970

Eighteen female MPs joined the Turkish Parliament in 1935
Women in Pitcairn Islands could vote from 1838. Various countries, colonies and states granted restricted women's suffrage in the latter half of the nineteenth century, starting with South Australia in 1861. The 1871 Paris Commune granted voting rights to women, but they were taken away with the fall of the Commune and would only be granted again in July 1944 by Charles de Gaulle (at that time most of France—including Paris—was under Nazi occupation; Paris was liberated the following month). The Pacific colony of Franceville, declaring independence in 1889, became the first self-governing nation to practice universal suffrage without distinction of sex or color;[5] however, it soon came back under French and British colonial rule.
Unrestricted women's suffrage in terms of voting rights (women were not initially permitted to stand for election) in a self-governing colony was granted in New Zealand in the early 1890s. Following a movement led by Kate Sheppard, the women's suffrage bill was adopted mere weeks before the general election of 1893.
The self-governing colony of South Australia granted both universal suffrage and allowed women to stand for the colonial parliament in 1895.[6] The Commonwealth of Australia provided this for women in Federal elections from 1902 (except Aboriginal women). The first European country to introduce women's suffrage was the Grand Duchy of Finland. The administrative reforms following the 1905 uprising granted Finnish women the right both to vote (universal and equal suffrage) and to stand for election in 1906. The world's first female members of parliament were also in Finland, when on 1907, 19 women took up their places in the Parliament of Finland as a result of the 1907 parliamentary elections.
Of currently existing independent countries, New Zealand was the first to give women the right to vote in 1893 when it was a self-governing British colony.[7] Similarly, the colony of South Australia enacted legislation giving women the vote in 1894. Places with similar status which granted women the vote include Wyoming Territory (1869). Other possible contenders for first "country" to grant female suffrage include the Corsican Republic, the Isle of Man (1881), the Pitcairn Islands, and Franceville, but some of these had brief existences as independent states and others were not clearly independent. Australia extended this right in 1901 to some women, and then in 1902 to all non-Aboriginal women. Sweden is also a contestant for being the first independent nation to grant women the right to vote. Conditional female suffrage was granted in Sweden during the age of liberty (1718–1771), but this right was restricted and did not apply to women in general.[8]


In the years before World War I, Norway (1913) and Denmark (1915) also gave women the right to vote, and it was extended throughout the remaining Australian states. Near the end of the war, various states gave women the right to vote, including Canada, Soviet Russia, Germany and Poland. British women over 30 had the vote in 1918, Dutch women in 1919, and American women in states that had previously denied them suffrage were allowed the vote in 1920. Women in Turkey were granted voting rights in 1926. In 1928, suffrage was extended to all British women on the same terms as men, that is, for persons 21 years old and older. One of the most recent jurisdictions to grant women full equal voting rights was Bhutan in 2008.
Voting rights for women were introduced into international law in 1948 when the United Nations adopted the Universal Declaration of Human Rights. As stated in Article 21 "(1) Everyone has the right to take part in the government of his country, directly or through freely chosen representatives. (3) The will of the people shall be the basis of the authority of government; this will shall be expressed in periodic and genuine elections which shall be by universal and equal suffrage and shall be held by secret vote or by equivalent free voting procedures."http://www.etsy.com/listing/54986752/womens-liberation-belt-buckle-bergamotAfter selling her home, English activist Emmeline Pankhurst travelled constantly, giving speeches throughout Britain and the United States. One of her most famous speeches, Freedom or death, was delivered in Connecticut in 1913.
The suffrage movement was a very broad one which encompassed women and men with a very broad range of views. One major division, especially in Britain, was between suffragists, who sought to create change constitutionally, and suffragettes, led by iconic English political activist Emmeline Pankhurst, who in 1903 formed the more militant Women's Social and Political Union.[9] There was also a diversity of views on a 'woman's place'. Some who campaigned for women's suffrage felt that women were naturally kinder, gentler, and more concerned about weaker members of society, especially children. It was often assumed that women voters would have a civilising effect on politics and would tend to support controls on alcohol, for example. They believed that although a woman's place was in the home, she should be able to influence laws which impacted upon that home. Other campaigners felt that men and women should be equal in every way and that there was no such thing as a woman's 'natural role'. There were also differences in opinion about other voters. Some campaigners felt that all adults were entitled to a vote, whether rich or poor, male or female, and regardless of race.

religion............. in medals

"Life is an opportunity, benefit from it.

Life is beauty, admire it.

Life is a dream, realize it.

Life is a challenge, meet it.

Life is a duty, complete it.

Life is a game, play it.

Life is a promise, fulfill it.

Life is sorrow, overcome it.

Life is a song, sing it.

Life is a struggle, accept it.

Life is a tragedy, confront it.

Life is an adventure, dare it.

Life is luck, make it.

Life is too precious, do not destroy it.

Life is life, fight for it."— Mother Teresa

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in reference to: COWGIRL CAITIES FUN AND FUNKY VINTAGE FINDS by cowgirlcaities (view on Google Sidewiki)

Fortune teller free clip art

Free clip art

Odd little piece of fortune telling history

Part of an antique postcard-- great for collages, odd ephemera pieces, halloween

smooches .......caitie

ETSY "Begin at the beginning

Etsy front page number EIGHT-- my lovely little Opera glasses- tres fabu!!!!

smooches.....caitie

I see London I see France.........

These are a few of my new inspirational international antique groupings that I have for sale at cowgirl caities on etsy

                                    Cartier Brisson lavender from PARIS

Cream Twist from London Flea Market

JP Coats threads from US

Lace from London

Bow lace pieces from London

Unity soft thread Made in BRITIAN

Pearls from Paris

Silver string,Blue FLOSSO, lingire thread blue/silver, blue wooden spool thread, H hankey, two yards of blue and white ribbon- from london

blue crochet flowers, 4 glass crystals from a chandelier, embroydered butterfly, silver lace- from paris

Flower bits and Mirror from the North end of the Mississippi

Teapot- I do not know where this appeared from- must be magic

Just as it should be......

Packs International goody groupings $20-$26

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free clip art..... the fortune telling postcard.... tres bien

Free vintage clipart.......... bookplate.................

Free clip art gypsy

Gypsy- free clip art

smooches caitie

Fortune telling gypsy clip art ...

I love this scene- the sewing/advertising aspect-  but the mysterious gypsy woman, hidden in her red shawl--- what does the future hold in store for the sweet gentlewoman, a handsome lover, travel to exotic lands, womens lib.

Niagra Falls wedding....... nothing to sneeze at.......

Margaurete and Mr. Snotnpepper

Wed in Niagra Falls

May 29th, 2010

They don't always see eye to eye but they instantly fell in love. 

 Margurete said on her part, it was "instant lust,

just look at his nose, and those kissable lips," ooulala.

photos by cowgirl caities all rights reserved

Walking the penguins.........

Taking penguins for a walk....well someone has too,

its like a three inch high Monty Python Sketch.

Lead Figures Walking the pengines  cowgirlcaitie all rights reserved